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I'd like to thank Mike Zawacki for introducing me to StuffonmyCat.com.
Beating our challenges with a stick since February 9, 2005.


I'd like to thank Mike Zawacki for introducing me to StuffonmyCat.com.
oast Highway with a stunning view of the ocean, is a food destination everyone should experience. We ordered a mess of fried seafood -- crab cake, shrimp, fish, scallops, calamari, clam strips -- and suds. My friends, there are few days better than eating great food, watching surfers on a beautiful ocean, and drinking 32-ounce cans of Miller Lite. If you know of comparable days, please let me know. As we drove back South to L.A., the endorphins swimming through my bloodstream whispered, "That's niiiiice."
In ["Next Generation"], Mr. Scott expressed astonishment at the approach of that ship's engineer, Geordie LaForge, to telling his captain how long it would take to work through a particular problem. "Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you?" When Mr. LaForge said he had, Mr. Scott replied with exasperation, "Oh, laddie, you've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker!"


as the celebrity host. The emcee was Funk Master Flex. Then for the next hour or so, stars drove up (the event was held on this faux New York street set) in all sorts of GM cars. Clipper Corey Maggette had the best car: some SUV with acrylic seats and 15 video screens.I hate the fact London's unique personality might change because of these attacks. The city really is alive, with a character you get to know as well as any of its inhabitants. It's been badly wounded today, but a combination of resilience and obstinacy will bring it back to full health soon.
Wednesday: I left in the early evening after getting my car back from the shop that afternoon. I had a momentary conniption when my dad told me my breaklight was out, but the good folks at Story Body Shop fixed it for me in a jiffy. I then sped home, threw my life in my car, said my goodbyes, and began my spirit quest.
For about the first 30 minutes, I was convinced that I was making the worst mistake of my life. Depressed that I was a divorced rambler rather than a happily married man, sad that I was leaving my family, frightened that I would be a horrible failure in
After making my goal of passing
Thursday: The Focus and I broke asphalt promptly at
I dispute the fact that
I crossed into
I finally pushed into
Friday: The serious part of the trip saw me taking off again at 7. My car was in for a hell of a day. The
I crossed into
For the first hour. At hours two, three, and pushing into four, it was monotonous, uninviting, maddening. I wanted this state to be over. But instead it insisted on pulling my car up these miles-long grades that sent my odometer creeping back toward zero.
Up … flat … up … flat … down …
Then, in late afternoon, my eyes dry and my head pounding, I came across Beaver,
I checked into the Best Western, splashed around in the pool and hot tub for a few minutes, ate at the
Friday night: Except that crisis was about to hit. After dinner I wanted to check the car’s mileage. I went out to the car and stuck the key in the ignition. Said key only went in half way. No. I tried again. Still stuck. No. Nope. This wasn’t happening. Got my other key. Still stuck. No. No. This wasn’t happening. Got a paper clip and jammed it into the ignition. Tried the key again. Stuck. No, no, no, nononononono. Noooooooooooooooo.
Not now. Not here. Not in Beaver Goddamn
No. No. No.
But yes. I was effed in a cosmic way.
So who saved the day? Who got me back on course? Bucked me up?
Mike C. Hudson. That’s who.
I called the old boy and told him I was preparing to set up residence in
I found a smithy in the Yellow Pages. He came out the next morning, fixed me up, and I was on my way. Brett Hansen, The KeyMaker of Cedar City, Utah, you are my hero.
As are you, Mikey.
Saturday: Determined to get the hell to
I blasted my way, regularly pushing 85 mph, right through this bone-dry region. I stopped at a McDonald’s in
After making my way though my first official
I parked on Ambrose, thanked my car for a job well done, and walked up to what will be my address for the next few months. There was a smiling Mikey. I had